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The Arena Explodes in a cascade of Pyro technics as the Official Wrestlution 11 Theme blares.

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The Official Wrestlution 2017 Theme Song

  

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	WE ARE LIVE!!!! WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST EVENT IN E-WRESTLING!!!!! WRESTLUTION 11!!!
	Can you feel it in the air Charles? the excitment Lution Weekend has been a success now its time to end things with a bang!!!

	I can feel the electricity 13 years in the making. OCW continues to be the top brand for E-Wrestling!
	Enough jibber jabber lets get this party started with The Official Host of Wrestlution 11!!

Cactus Gauge!!!

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	He's all hopped up on booze and excitement!
	I LOVE IT SCAGGS!!!!

Previously Recorded During The Wrestlution 11 Kickoff Show!
Wrestlution Access has a reputation for some of the most interesting and entertaining interviews in OCW history. This being the 11th glorious event, tonight is no different. We have Tiberius Octavian Dupree, OCW Hall of Famer, self anointed Kneesus Christ and Mustard King of Betterness.

By request Dupree has asked for Trisha Waldrop instead of the more popular Stacy Clark or Jim Black for this exclusive interview. They sit in a decent sized conference room live backstage with tons of Japanese, American even RUSSIAN reporters, bloggers and fans.

Tibby is adorned in the finest golden silk in the far east, he looks comfortable, confident and definitely better than you could look in a dozen timelines. Trisha wearing a finely tailored women’s suit looking like the strong black woman she is begins the interview.

Trisha: Tiberius may I be frank with you?

Dupree: Say what you must.

Trisha: The questions I had lined up for you….they, they suck.

She proceeds to rip the sheets of paper in front of her in half.

Trisha: I want to know what you actually think of Wrestlution 11, forget generic inquiries about your opponent, sit here and listen to you talk about your Betterness, you know the usual.

Trisha: I want to know who you think will win tonight, I want something new, something different for this Wrestlution Access, so tell me Tiberius….

Tibby puts his hand on his chin as if pondering, for what seems to be ages. He doesn’t even blink in nearly 3 minutes.

Trisha: Tiberius?

Dupree: Patience woman, it takes massive amounts of concentration to think outside myself and to consider others not directly conspiring against my Betterness.

Trisha politely hands him a copy of tonight's card. He pauses for another moment then proceeds.

Dupree: That sociopath is facing Sensation for control of the company?! What?! Neither of these plebs should be in charge. That’s like a battle between two monkeys, the kind with the red ass cheeks that throw their crap everywhere, fighting over who runs the zoo. Whoever wins we all lose!

Trisha: What about your fellow Ambition running mate and former best friend Dimsmore facing off against Jackson Montgomery?

Dupree: This Jackson guy I’ve seen a few times...he looks like he beats his children, urinates in public places and would probably burn a cross on your front lawn, if I may be frank Trish.

Dupree: Yet Dimsmore is definitely a worse person, I know from sheer experience what he’s capable of. My guess would be Dimsmore, he’s dangerous given the right circumstances, but if Jackson gets inebriated enough he may take it.

Tibby’s eyes bulge out of his eyes at the next match on his program.

Dupree: This woman is hideous, that is a woman correct?!

Trisha: Yes, Hurricane Holly Hunter.

Dupree: Sophie…

Trisha: Sophia.

Dupree: Right...Sofia, hmmmmm she was my favorite fighter on Soul Calibur 2 so she wins if she can effectively fend off Holly’s ugliness with her sword and shield.

Trisha: Not sure that’s how it works. How about Big Ed vs. K’Dangelo?

Dupree: You really should be asking me how the graphic artist in the back fit these two on the freaking program, then ask me how these two will get around Japan when all the doorways are only 6 feet tall.

He ponders again.

Dupree: The Japanese watched Godzilla fight all sorts of gigantic monsters, I’m pretty sure the entire city ends up getting destroyed, that’s the only plausible outcome in this match.

Dupree: Is that Jacob Trance?

Trisha: I believe so, as well as Austin Lee, Jimmy Henry and upstart rookie Wrex.

Dupree: Kneesus Christ he’s fat, is this is Paul Pugh after I take his Lightheavyweight Championship? He’ll end up grossly obese, wrestling for peanuts and a diluted opportunity at a regional championship…?

Dupree: Yawp, that’s his future. I hope the Wrex kid wins, he still has a chance to break through the walls of mediocrity the other 3 have eternally boxed themselves into.

Dupree: Why is there so many overweight people on this show?! Is there going to be a ring left to compete in... Bill Ding has the stupidest name in every cataloged galaxy. As much as I hate Tobin Frost, his mentor and everything he represents, I absolutely deplore disgustingness even more.

Dupree: That ball of lard in the world’s dirtiest tank top does not need to be carrying around two championships.

Dupree: There isn’t a single wrestler on this damn show, is this Wrestlution or the freaking circus?! We now have monks in cells, men with breasts, women with mustaches, giants and sociopaths on the grandest event in E-Wrestling? Pathetic.

Dupree: At least the next match I won’t be checking my email or counting sheep. So many titles that mean so little in a match that means so much to…..Japan? Turmoil? Does anyone really benefit from this match Trish?

Dupree: Either way we’re left with an entitled midget who couldn’t draw outside of Japan if he was Bob Ross with a paintbrush and a stencil.

Trisha: Interdasting…...

Dupree: These are the only two matches on the show that mean anything. Drago vs. Nate Ortiz, I know will be a great contest, without a doubt. Yet ultimately I hope Nate has another heart attack, but this one ending his eternal burial of future talent once and for all.

Dupree: I also hope someone shoots that socialist bastard Drago with a tranq dart then drags his limp body out to sea to be eaten by murderous dolphins.

Dupree: As for my match with the deplorable Paul Pugh, the true Main Event of the evening, our match will go down as the greatest match in Wrestlution history. Pound for freaking pound we are the best on the roster, we can fly, we can make you submit, our technical prowess is unmatched Trish. Our match is Wrestlution 11!

Trisha is beside herself, normally interviews with Tiberius never go in the interviewers favor. Jim Black and Stacy Clark could learn a thing or two from her.

Trisha: This is exactly the kind of interview I was looking for…Thank You Tiberius. G’luck in your match tonight.

The camera fades with Dupree shaking Trisha’s hand and all the reporters rushing them for additional questions.

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	The Betterness doesn't mince words...huh.
	If you are conspiring against his Betterness, I will know and I will tell him!

	We start things off with a bang, as The Overlord of OCW the current CEO takes on Mr.Sensation aka Our Hero for control of the company!
	Wait thats right now? what? WOAH ITS HAPPENING!!!

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	Good god almighty!
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Sophia finally arrives in Tokyo after quite an adventurous journey with father and grandpapa. She had many questions, such as “does grandfather have dementia?” “If Tiffany Sensation is grandfather Sensation’s daughter, and Nate is married to her, then isn't she technically step-mother?” “So mother is -----”

Anyways, no need to ponder family trees at this time. After all, it's finally WRESTLUTION!! And here we are in the bustling city of Tokyo. Sophia puts in her headphones and starts up some music to pump herself up.

Sophia: WEPA!! WEPA! WEPA!

Sophia walks down the hall towards the locker room. She stops at the door before opening it, when she sees an expensive looking cane with a bow on it leaning against the door frame. A tag is attached, which reads “For Sophia”.

Sophia: What the hell is this supposed to mean? Hmmm. Welp, this is a pretty pimp cane. I've got a use for you.

Sophia walks into the room with the cane in hand and sets it down along with her other things. Once she turns around, she takes out her headphones and stops everything. She notices something that makes goosebumps run up and down her body. A tear begins to swell as she begins to smile.

Sophia: What?? I don't think it's real...it can't be real…...

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	WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
	Would you stop it!